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Martinsburg 

The roughest city in West Virginia. Despite a rapidly growing population, everybody here still overdoses on heroin in the north side Wendy’s. 90 minutes away from D.C. and Baltimore, many people from the that area go here to feed heroin addicts their daily dose of heroin. If you throw up the wrong signs, you get killed. A lot of shit goes down at Martin Luther King Park, such as shootings on the basketball court and drug deals in the gazebo. You’re like to hear about the Martinsburg High School football team, which currently has the longest winning streak in West Virginia history (40 Games) and is on path to their 3rd straight state football championship. It’s not a shithole city if you don’t live in town, but if you do, their is always a body laying in the street (Someone who overdosed). The people are either southern and back country or hood act like they’re about it. It is mostly the people that live outside of town that swear they are the hardest of the hard.
Markel: “You Heat about Kevin. He was going D1 and play quarterback but he caught a federal drug charge.”

Travis: “That’s a shame. He didn’t come from a bad family either. Typical Martinsburg”
Martinsburg by Fuck Gay People October 26, 2018
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Martinsburg 

A small rural town located in Central Pennsylvania. This town is known for its agricultural lifestyle and small town charm. Also known as "The Cove". Martinsburg has only one red light, and a church on every corner. There are no bars or liquor stores. Graduates from the local High School are often mocked for their poor literary, mathematic, and spelling skills. Widely known for the "Ritchey's Dairy" parlor which proudly serves neighboring areas. A place where many young residents continue to reside and begin a family of their own. Often a place where some members will return to later in their adult years and seek refuge with their parents once again. Very well populated with cows.
"He has never seen a black man. He grew up in Martinsburg."
Martinsburg by mary hinton August 10, 2008

martinsburg high school 

A school in the ghettos of West Virginia. Located in the panhandle along with Hedgesville High, Mussleman High, Washington High, and Jefferson High.

School colors: black and orange

School mascot: bulldog
School academics: suck
School sports: that's all we know
There's a bullet hole in the lunchroom window at martinsburg high school.

Martinsburg North Middle 

A shitty ass middle school in Martinsburg WEst virginia. Located in the panhandle. With many west virginia natives. Also filled with crackas and niggas, with an acational asian.
ghetto Martinsburg North middle

Martinsugar2k

A YouTube channel by the name "martinsugar2k" is a channel about a person who play the 2k basketball game series. He became famous because of his incredibly awesome intro
" Yo, wanna go watch some martinsugar2k?"
Martinsugar2k by Gayhogrider November 14, 2025

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026