marthijntje

a small penis or no penis

you see some one with a small penis and you say: hey he's got a marthijntje then you laugh and point at him

by henkiespenkie March 1, 2010

Marthin

Marthin is a name variation of martin, it's very rare to meet a person with a name Marthin with an "h" inside the name.

Jojo: Hey do you know martin?
Marthin: I hate you.

by Sir Marthinnes IX March 22, 2023

Martijn

Your average Blonde Haired, cocky dutch boy, way too tall. Lots of pride, and way to sarcastic for comfort. Get's jealous easily, because he isn't the cutest, so feels the need to protect the few girls he does get. Enjoys sending stars in text, instead of hearts because it's more "manly". Typically can be found in a group of three boys, as the leader. Always has a feisty girl sidekick and two semi-gay best guy friends. Aggressive eater of sandwiches. Total softy to his sisters, ready to whoop your ass though if you come at him.

If you eat a sandwich Martijn style, you'll lose alot of girlfriends you know!

by thatstotallybullshit October 21, 2018

martijning

To suddenly fuck off.
When someone decides to leave a conversation or hangout without letting anyone know where that persons going.

Hey where did Joe go?
He just left all of a sudden?
Yeah he is always martijning!

by da vinci himselve March 29, 2014

Martijn

Martijn is a common Dutch, mostly used for men. Martijn is one hell of an epic gamer. He (most of the time) plays games like Hentai Clicker or E-girl simulator. The rest of his free time he eats and sleeps. Don't mess with him or else him and his clan of epic girl seducing gamfers will fuck you over, buddy.

Ayo Martijn, your mom is a fucking MILF bru!

by Martix9 October 31, 2019

Marthine

Marthine is a wonderful person one of a kind. To outsiders, she might seem shy, but with her friends, she is a funny, crazy, and caring. She has the cutest laugh ever!! Marthine is a unique person she is AMAZING. She is very supportive and is there for you whenever you need. Her long straight blond hair and her gorgeous eyes are just a small show of how beautiful she is inside and outside. Marthine is hot and sexy and most of the time tall. If you are lucky enough to become friends with a Marthine treasure your friendship because it will be a wonderful one, but be careful and make sure not to lose your friendship because a Marthine is hard to find

Boy1: "OMG did you see that hot, sexy, gorgeous girl"
Boy2: "Yah she's a Marthine"
Boy1: "Oh that explains it"

by katymary123 March 21, 2018

Martijn Binnendijk

Martijn Binnendijk is a Dutch guy who is very kind akward with girls. He doens’t go any further than kissing with a girl.
He has a small penis and he works with plants because he is not the smartest.

“He is so akward with girls.”

“Yeah i know he’s such a Martijn Binnendijk.”

by Kaasje van der Plas November 23, 2021