Stirred Marteini

A cocktail that has been stirred in with a mans half erect penis.

I'd like a stirred marteini please and stir it well with your junk.

by Skuli December 9, 2017

Martiza

A Smoking hot little firecracker. An unstoppable bundle of energy with a huge sexual appetite and Very high standards. Intelligent, witty, bubbly and fun. This is the girl, that if you possess the magic to earn her charms, will sneak you through her bedroom window and rock your world while her parents watch TV in the other room!

Wow..did you see that girlthat Rick left with?!?! She is a real Martiza!! Lucky bastard.

by tallkool1 February 3, 2010

marteinn

A tiny little fat person who often masturbates to shemales.

Person 1:hey do you like shemales

Person 2:yes

Person 1:you must be a marteinn

by Pen-Island May 19, 2013

Martez

A nigga who fucks everyone without any feeling for them. Also very tall.

Ayo this martez just fucked my bitch.

by Martez_the_goat November 19, 2021

Martyized

To turn something overwhelmingly awesome into something irrevocably retarded.

"dude that's tits!"

"No. It was, but then that fag Martyized it."

by St0lenyoureyes January 10, 2012

Martez

Aka GOD.

I worship Martez always.

by Ulij February 9, 2023

marteze

the most amazing man on this earth. such a lover and is so kind- hearted. he is easy to trust because he is so wonderful. he is very intelligent and knows just how to treat his woman. he is very thoughful and cares so much for other people. he truly is, mr. wonderful. i love you baby.

the word marteze can only be used to describe marteze earl, the most wonderful man on earth. best lover, and i get to be loved by him forever.

by ms. leanna marie unverferth February 3, 2010