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Martaveous

A very sexy and daddyish boy he has a girlfriend who will kill anyone who messes with him he's loving, protective , sexy , funny , cute , lovable , kind , respectful and over all daddyish ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป he loves football he also plays football he can make your day better and make you feel like the only one in the world
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II MACTAVISH 

II MACTAVISH, is a 4ft 2โ€ midget man with size 12 feet (childs size)

He is trash at all Xbox games flexes his iPad and smells very bad he spells Heinz Beanz wrong
His favourite Xbox game is โ€œWealm Woyaleโ€
Only good thing is heโ€™s an alien

He will now say โ€œWOWโ€ after reading this
II MACTAVISH by MIDGET MACO August 17, 2019

MacTavish 

Craig MacTavish was the last player in NHL history to not wear a helmet. Therefore, anyone having sex without wearing a condom is going "MacTavish".
I was so drunk last night, I went MacTavish with this girl I met at the bar. This morning I was scrubbing my balls for 45 minutes.
MacTavish by ChristopherOsburn April 11, 2008

Martavious 

Martavious is a loving and caring person! He will make you smile and laugh when you are sad, even when it is silent in the room just his presence speaks 1000 words !! He is the type to push you to do better and set you up for success! If you need a friend who will stick by your side get you a Martavious. If you need someone who will listen and give advice get you a Martavious. He is outgoing and really good in sports you will be so blessed that he walked into your life !!!
โ€œMartavious is my friend โ€œ
โ€œI need to find me a Martaviousโ€
Martavious by Skittlesssss March 27, 2021
He is a very competitive athletes and he writes quotes and motivates other..
I want to be like martavian
martavian by Martavian March 13, 2017

mactavish 

1. verb, having sex without a condom.
2. John Mactavish, the biggest badass in call of duty 4.
3. verb, undergoing a series of harmfull and/or violent actions, which should have killed you, but instead you survive. called like this because of above mentioned John Mactavish, and what happened to him at the end of cod 4.
i don't have a condom, so i'll just go mactavish.

guy #1: he got hit by three cars and survived it!
guy #2: he pulled a mactavish!
mactavish by lalliman March 21, 2011

mactavish 

when you have sex with a girl without wearing a condom.

Craig MacTavish was known for being the last NHL player to play without a helmet.
James: I got laid last night.
Trevor: You animal. Did you wear a condom?
James: No - I gave her the ol' mactavish
Trevor: Remind me not to have sex with any of your x-girlfriends. I will probably get aids.