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Masturbation Marathon

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).
Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.
by Face_Bones August 29, 2013
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marathoning

Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.
Hey, I can't come out tonight. I just got the last season of Lost on DVD, and I'm marathoning it right now. I can't put it down.
by Philosophistry February 15, 2009
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Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.
Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
by MSA6219 October 2, 2009
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marat

Marat is an awesome, smart, kind, loving, person. He is like a god compared to all other peoples.
"have u met marat?"
"yeh, isn't he the greatest guy ever?"
"yeh, he is awesome."
"no, he is a god"
by okatu August 7, 2016
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marethyu

In the book series "The Secret of Nicholas Flamel" Marethyu is a time-traveling person going to different times as he pleases, his name also means "death" in the language of Danu Tallis, Marethyu also has no aura or aura scent as he uses the power of the hook

SPOILER:
Marethyu turns out to be Josh, and the hook (his power) is the four swords or power combined together with his left hand
Wow Marethyu really shocked me in the "Warlock"
by Neko God June 15, 2017
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NCIS Marathon

Something of a daily occurance, NCIS is a great show and it seams its so great that they have "Marathon's" almost everyday. Do not get sucked in as these last for 12-24 hours and you will get nothing done.
Person 1: I'm going to work on my project *walks into TV room* EWWW!!! NCIS Marathon! *Two hours later*: Shit I got nothing done!

In short don't get sucked in.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 15, 2010
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Marit

A very energetic, cheery, happy and spontaneous girl. She can be so active it can be kinda annoying. Some people think she's obnoxious, but actually she is the besy, nicest, most suporting and best person you'll ever meet. Marit is good at basically everything she does. And she is also very pretty. Your life isn't complete without a Marit.
Today i was sad, but then Marit came and cheered me up! She is so amazing!
by Marittt April 28, 2015
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