Margot

Margot is an eccentric and fun loving girl. Being European, her accent is cute and she is gorgeous. She has a big heart and is one of the most kindest girls you will ever meet. Margot can make friends with just about anyone, even if they are from another country! She is leveled headed and responsible-living up to fulfill any task at hand never let's anyone down. She's traveled across the world and gone on many adventures, but to her home is defiantly where the heart is. This girl is like a ball of fire, like the first star you see at night. However she can keep to herself and be shy or quiet, but when she is comfortable she'll shine-lighting up the world with just her smile. She is multi-talented, from dancing to playing an instrument, you would think she could do anything. Margot is the smartest girl, and can even speak several languages. She is like a breath of fresh air. Margot enjoys the small things in life, loving caramel, tea, and pretzels. She is unique and bombastic, one of a kind. Artistic and musical. Sweet and gentle. Fun and adventurous. She makes the world stop and stare. Margot is truly amazing and you'd be lucky to have her as a friend or more!

"Wow did you see that girl?!"
"How could I have missed her?! She is totally a Margot!"

by B-rah 76 October 27, 2016

Mariotard

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.

"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"

by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

Once a Marathon Match

Based on the 11 hour 5 min match at Wimbledon featuring Nicholas Mahut (FRA) and John Isner (USA) where they played 138 games in the fifth set alone and where most records were completely shattered.
It refers to anything an event or oddity that will almost positively never happen again.

The strange disappearance of an entire civilized city in Mexico was a once a marathon match

by akararules June 27, 2010

Biman Half Marathon

When someone exploits and harasses professional and amateur athletes as a marketing stunt.

The way they are treating the runners, I'd say they really pulling another biman half marathon stunt.

by MrRunner January 18, 2022

Margot

Margot is by far the sweetest, kindest, gentlest person I know. She has the biggest heart and makes you feel like the most important person on earth. She is beautiful. She has a natural beauty that no amount of makeup could touch, and her happiness and kindness makes her the most radiant person ever. She is hardworking, devoted and loyal. She will never let you down. She is funny and has a great sense of humor when you get to know her. She gives the best gifts and advice, and is respectful and never judgemental. She is super smart, too, but doesn't brag or show off. She has great sportsmanship and is good at everything. She us strong, and caring and everything amazing. She us extremely supportive and loving, and everyone should have a Margot in their life.

"Who is the best person I know? Well, is that even a real question? It's Margot, of course!"
"She makes me proud, that Margot. She is perfect."

by CaymendRedor December 17, 2018

marital outsourcing

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Masturbation Marathon

An exceptionally long episode of masturbation fits. These episodes are usually brought on by sexual deprivation and bordom; however, and I'm not making this up, they have been used a means of fundraising for sexual related causes such as safe sex. A masturbation marathon is a strenuous event that requires disciplined training and preparation. There are several related subcatagories such as time, ejaculation distance, and most orgasms for both male and female competitors (I'm totally serious - google it).

Hillary's return brought an end to Bill's 72 hour masturbation marathon.

by Face_Bones August 29, 2013