Harmadillo

A noun based on the action of 'going Harmadillo'. Similar to 'going berserk' or 'freaking out". The act of going Harmidillo, over time, can be learned, though most often happens on its own accord, similiar to being possessed.

Situations where this can occour are as follows:

-An van filled with sweaty humans, listening to loud noises emnated from speaker devices.

-Railing it on a bicycle, literally or figuretively.
-Ranting about the demerits of Whole Foods Market, aka Whole Paycheck, which makes it hard for a po' boy to be healthy.
-Recounting tales of choas and travels around the world and/or this great United States in which the act of going Harmidillo has happened on nuermous occasions.

-Doing any amount of contrabrand substance to excess.

"Man, you should have seen that guy!" the observer said, "He totally walked into the Whole Foods and totally went Harmadillo. There was bulk oatmeal flying everywhere!"

by Harmadillo February 26, 2010

baby armadillo

When a male succumbs to a female in a pure act of lustful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his anal buffet. To intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos bum hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. Extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.

James- I think that tonight is the night me and Amanda take our relationship to the next level.

Jonny- are you thinking of proposing

James - no, I'm gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.

by Deluxe247 March 11, 2017

Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Armadillo socks

You and your significant other roll around in circles in the room with your dick in her ass, while wearing socks

As The couple slowly Armadillo socks around their room they hear a knock at the door.

by Sir mannie thy trill May 8, 2021

Armadillo Style

People performing sexual acts while dressed in renaissance fighting gear/armor.

Jena and Bob were caught having an Armadillo Style orgy in the woods.

by Kingmaster74 November 22, 2009

Armadillo Mode

The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.

Man, when I jumped in the lake it was so cold that my gonads immediately entered armadillo mode!

by the bradmeister March 6, 2009

armadillo

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"

by Jo May 2, 2004