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Markasexual

A sexuality based on the pigmentations of Borderline who is in all ways sexually, physically and emotionally ONLY attracted to Marcus O Fox.
Did you see Khloe last Tuesday? She rejected every advanced offer. She’s 100% Markasexual.
by exstac December 7, 2022
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Markone

Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.

Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
Person 1: "Is that guy sticking his penis in an exhaust pipe??"
Person 2: "Oh it's a Markone"
by AnimeDevojka April 13, 2023
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Markese

A very handsome young man, who loves hard, and stands firm on his beliefs and will give his last if needed, you can always count on Markese
Markese is very dependable
by LegendaryMe June 9, 2019
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Markolepsy

Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.

Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics
"We wont be getting much done now, he's really suffering from Markolepsy today"
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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midget marmosettery

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.
"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."
by The word bandit January 14, 2010
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markise

Hot. & the love of my life. 1/24/2012 was the day everything changed <3
sex love forever I will marry Markise one day.
by Kaytay_yo November 6, 2013
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Marksexual

“I can’t stop starting at pictures of Mark Sloan. I must be Marksexual.”
by greys_anatomy__0 January 3, 2021
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