Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.

John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!

by woofles August 4, 2015

marmite motorway

n. The anus.

The British equivalent of the Hershey Highway.

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...

by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004

marmite

To describe something that you either love or hate. Comes from the Marmite slogan itself.

"A Clockwork Orange is a marmite film" or "Hoodys are a bit marmite"

by Rogue Dweller April 10, 2005

marmite miner

someone who would partake in anal intercourse with other men, "mining for marmite" with their penis

john loves to take it up the ass, he's a marmite miner

by hacksore March 19, 2003

Marmite

A black, gooey spread, almost a form of yeast extract, allthough far superior, produced by the allmighty Bestfoods corporation(, the only true Marmite being made in England; you really can't eat that shit from sanitarium, I mean the name alone can make you hurl. UUugh). and made, as many will tell you, from second hand brewers yeast. (yum-yum.) THAT is the true reason beer was invented, it was a part of the divine plan to bring the pleasure of Marmite, or Ambrosia, to the world of men.
The term is interchangable with Ambrosia, for it is indeed the food of the gods, though this is little known.
This delectable spread is eaten by some with honey or peanut butter, but the classic recipe is fresh white toast, spread with butter, which must melt swiftly so the Marmite can immediately be administered and then quickly devoured, in time to prepare the other slices of toast before they go cold.
of course, some mortals cannot stand the euphoria that comes with eating this food and say that it is the most revolting thing imaginable, to cover their inability to comprehend such divine fare, and so the human race will forever be divided between the "lovers" and the "haters".

I have travelled this world in my search. There is no substitute.

English fellow: My mate, Marmite.

Foreign Person: Do you really make partnerships with yeasty spreads in this land?

English Fellow: Evidently you have never experienced the true Marmite.

by Naked Henry May 15, 2005

MarmiteMiner

A member of the same sex that puts from the rough.

Marc was a MarmiteMiner that frequently tried to enter the ass off many pigs

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003