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margarine

Choppy water. The opposite of butter. Not acceptable for wakeboarding.
We were going to wakeboard this morning but the water was like margarine so we just surfed instead.
by unstopular August 28, 2010
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Canadian Margarita

A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
by shemalabuh May 22, 2023
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Margarette

Margarette is one of the nicest things walking on earth. Sometimes she is too nice so people take advantage of her. She is easy to approach and her beauty attracts many people. Margarette is your perfect straight A student & has many friends. There isn't a day without someone complimenting her, although she doesn't see the beauty other people do, she never accepts the compliments but returns it back with kind words. She is a bundle of energetic joy and she's most likely seen as cute because of the way she acts and looks! Margarette is the type of friend to make sure everyone is ready before going on a trip, sometimes she's the baby of the group and everyone treats her like one.

If you're dating a Margarette then you are very lucky. Like said before, she's too nice so she has difficult times rejecting many people. She is a heartbreaker only for rejecting people and breaking up with people she never wanted to be with them in the first place, she just had a hard time rejecting them. But once she actually falls for someone, her whole life is prioritized into caring for their loved one (beside from grades.) Margarette is one to tease her partner but gets very flustered at the same time. Margarette acts innocent but she knows she is very dirty minded and it takes a while for her to get comfortable and show people that side. If your girlfriend is named Margarette, just go make out with her right now.
Margarette: A being who can hug your heart.

When she receives a compliment - "Thank you but noooo! You're way gorgeous!"

Her being the mom of the friend group - "Guys come on! Get your stuff ready so we can go. Don't forget the water and snacks."

Her being the baby of the group - "Nooo I'm too scared, what if we get in trouble? I'll miss you guys sosososo much!!!"

When someone asks her out - "Oh! I uh appreciate your feelings for me very much! But uh I'm sorry. I'm not really looking for someone to date I'm really sorry, you can find someone else though! Please don't be sad."

How she acts around her partner - "Hey future husband/wife! I love you bye!"
by user79593267739 November 24, 2021
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Chocolate starfish margarita

When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..
It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..
by Super crackaa!! June 12, 2017
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Margarita

Incredibly cute, funny & intelligent girl. She cares a lot for the people around her, she has a very strong personality and always sees good in people.

Margarita makes you laugh and forget everything around you. Once you see her you just fall for her and her beauty.

She’s also known as Frothy. Yeah, this is one here is for you and you only.
This girl is so cute. Her name is Margarita. <3
by dee_zeeoe February 23, 2020
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Margarita Thirty

A specific time of the day pertaining to engaging in the art of downing margaritas. Made popular by Taryn Manning, in the movie The Breed, while playing the character of Sara.
by mcpc March 22, 2010
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Bear Grylls margarita

Equal parts Mountain Dew & gold tequila. Blend with ice until it looks like urine.
Pete: "Hey Becca, lets make some Bear Grylls margaritas".
Becca: "Fuck yeah".
by ThePianoMan September 4, 2013
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