by Jebus December 19, 2003
Get the maple ridge mug.When a male specimen is balless via castration or being born that way it is the area between his penis and his anus. Usually called a taint or gooch when a ballsack is there but without one it cant be considered a taint.
by IHitFences January 26, 2010
Get the Maple Ridge mug.the place has nothing but crack heads and a lot of skids. its a pretty dirty place if u ask me. nobody seems too fond of it. and where can i get weed here... apparently alot of grow-ops but i cant find anyone who sells
by d pensky October 10, 2008
Get the Maple Ridge mug.An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.
-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!
*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*
-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.
*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*
-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.
by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018
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by maheyj June 4, 2020
Get the maple ridge mug.full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.
by ur fav gamer girl June 5, 2020
Get the Maple Ridge mug.Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011
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