maple ridge

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring
by Jebus December 20, 2003
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Maple Ridge

When a male specimen is balless via castration or being born that way it is the area between his penis and his anus. Usually called a taint or gooch when a ballsack is there but without one it cant be considered a taint.
Dude i shaved my maple ridge last night and its as smooth as a babys bottom!!
by IHitFences January 26, 2010
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Maple Ridge

the place has nothing but crack heads and a lot of skids. its a pretty dirty place if u ask me. nobody seems too fond of it. and where can i get weed here... apparently alot of grow-ops but i cant find anyone who sells
cmon Maple Ridge show me how good ur weed is.
by d pensky August 16, 2008
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Maple Ridge Syrup

A mixture of poop and vaginal fluid. Usually as an act of unexpected anal after a woman finishes on a mans penis.
Some maple ridge syrup was left on my penis after we had sex.
by Quasij September 07, 2020
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Maple Ridge Ditch Pig

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!
by Hi_Capacity February 03, 2011
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Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.
poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?
by that one fucking idiot October 16, 2019
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maple ridge christian school

An all around terrible school. Teachers act like police officers, Boy's can wear tank tops, girls can't wear shorts. FOR CHRIST SAKES WE CAN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP-FLOPS!
guy 1: Man, have you heard of maple ridge christian school?
guy 2: Nah dawg.
guy 1: You're lucky!
by Swagger 3000 September 21, 2013
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