A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
by zerokos December 15, 2009
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Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
by Wyatt Slurp September 4, 2009
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Manteno • Mantelope • Mantenance • mantenna • Mantenida • Maneno • manteco • mantecolero • Mantecon • Mantecoski
Julian: "You know Chris, right?"
Eric: "Which Chris?"
Julian: "Fukin manteco Chris."
Eric: "Yea I know that fukin manteco"
Eric: "Which Chris?"
Julian: "Fukin manteco Chris."
Eric: "Yea I know that fukin manteco"
by Juggernawt October 29, 2007
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by lilfoot March 30, 2009
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by Khazilla November 26, 2010
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Get the mantengo mug.My friend Josue is super mantecoski when he drives he's vegetable oil powered car.
Mi amigo Josue es super mantecoski cuando guía su carro de manteca.
Mi amigo Josue es super mantecoski cuando guía su carro de manteca.
by Empellaman November 30, 2013
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