menstrual cycle

menstrual cycle is a female bike ridden only once a month

i must be blind cause i didnt see her on her bike but jill jus told me shes on her menstrual cycle

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 9, 2009

menstrual cycle

The demonic cycle that goes on every month. Its when a woman spews vaginal juices and gets irritated REALLY easily... so dont fuck with them.

Bruno: Dude my mom was really pissed yesterday... she made me unclog the toilet!

Subject Q : thats gross, she was probably on her her menstrual cycle.

Bruno: I know right?!

by Test monkey May 30, 2009

menstrual cycle

The span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. During these days, woman cramp, ache, and bitch. The combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.

"Wow, Katie looks good today"
"U'r my fucking boyfriend Johnny!!! You like her more than me, I thought I meant something to you... You want her you can have her. You always talk about her I bet. Never talk about me to her I bet. Or to any of your friends. I bet you dont even think about me. *starts crying* I'm so sorry, i love you, never leave me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *Starts crying again*"
"Wow, I wish I had a menstrual cycle just like you!"

by the coolest kid EVERRR December 20, 2005

Menstrual Cycle

The coolest Motorbike name ever

Brendans Menstrual Cycle is fucking awesome!!
but its leaking!!

by Nickcoolness :) October 5, 2008

Minstrel Cycle

The period in which an artsy individual attempts to make money off of his/her music.

John: Where is Kate?

Adam: Shes over on the corner trying to earn money off of

her guitar.

John: Really? She isn't very good.

Adam: Cut her some slack, shes going through her minstrel cycle.

by Pr3ngles August 5, 2011

Manstrual Cycle

Man•strual Cycle - when a man is being bitchy, moody, irrational, or the like at anytime. Similar to the menstrual cycle of females.

Dude, you are being such an irrational bipolar bitch; are you on your manstrual cycle or what!?

by Jarhead2275 August 21, 2017

Menstrual cycle leap year

That time of the month, when that time of the month is supposed to happen, but is delayed. This is due to the fact the leap year affected the menstrual cycle.

This can sometimes cause a woman to believe that she is pregnant. When in fact, it is simply the menstrual leap year at work.

Natalie: Ermahgerd, my period is late. I must be prego!

Seanequa: No, Natalie, you are not prego. It is simply a result of the menstrual cycle leap year.

by Sand-nigger Jesus October 30, 2012