manstate

Male state of sexual readiness, and desire. Sporting an obvious erection and giving off serious pheromones.

-See that babe over there? She really puts me in a manstate!
-This morning I woke up in such a manstate I pitched a tent.
-Dude, if you get desperate go see Cheryl, she's such a ho she'll take care of anybody's manstate.

by starbaby237 August 19, 2009

manshake

A very masculine handshake, using a lumberjack-strength squeeze and a swift, firm up and down pumping action.

My goodness Gerald, you have just crushed the bones in my hand to the point where I'll never be able to use it again. Now that's a manshake!

by Gerald Nieboer October 29, 2007

Handly ManShake

another name for a wank.

discovered when mis-pronouncing manly handshake.

yeh she gave me a proper handly manshake last night.

by Liam MacGregor February 4, 2009

Manshake

The ultra bro act where two guys hook up with girls and while making out do a secret handshake behind said girls backs.

Doug Willis, "Dude that Manshake was sick last night Eric."

by NiggaBlumpkins April 14, 2009

menstake

a mistake only men would make

It was a total menstake to put Ben Roethlisberger back into a playoff game with a concussion because he immediately threw a game and season ending interception.

by Chief Father January 6, 2015

mantake

to take someone else's man forcibly or through dramatic tricks; to be a homewrecker

Chris: I just met this great guy!
Miguel: Oh yeah? Hmmm...
Chris: Miguel, DO NOT MANTAKE HIM from me!

by Mantaker January 2, 2011

Manshake

To shake the drops off after urinating in one single shake.
Only real men can do this, although two shakes is acceptably manly in private. Three or more and you're masturbating, which is not a manly thing to be doing in private OR public.

Johnboy Walton:

Don't cry BillyJimBob, I know you loved Ellie May, but I could tell from MattBob's Manshake that he deserved her better. One shake was all it took, and I was watchin' his pants for a wet stain all mornin'.

by aaaaajon December 31, 2011