manpon

Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.

by Sexican619 January 2, 2007

manpon

A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole

Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Manpon

Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo

by yoyo August 14, 2003

Man Pong

A similar game like beer pong, but with a different scenario. Its a 3 vs 3 game, with 21 cups, where each player picks a player to go against (partner). The players then shoot the balls, and if made, the player who they were partners with drinks the beer (players can shoot out of order, as long as his partner has taken his turn, he then can shoot back with out waiting for the others.) The team who has 0 cups at the end loses.

Dude, i got hammered playing Man Pong.

by Paul Molina August 28, 2010

manpons

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations

These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!

by Ross Smith February 13, 2003

Manpon

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.

That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.

by Big B September 12, 2003

mantong

When you get too emotional or attached to a specific game,
when loosing the game would result in loosing any sense of self control.

Bermula dengan man nak penampaq muiz sebab dier sepak hub..

Man:"Kiimaak,ko buat lagi sekali aku penampar muka kau"

Muiz:buat muka sedih :(

Amar:"Pehal ko nih?Main game pun nak mantong sangat ker?
Aku getah kang sat lagi!"

by ImaHappyKlown November 3, 2007