manipal syndrome

A common affliction in South India, named after students attending schools in the city of Manipal. It is an acquired syndrome characterized by poor health, dementia, depression, laziness, copious ingestion of any available substance (alcohol to vitamins), avoidance of normal adult life activities. Individuals suffering from the syndrome grow backwards mentally and physically. The only known cure is leaving the city with a degree, which is actually a pristine, vividly green, and beautiful tropical town. Supportive therapy involves abstinence and exercise.

That dudes had Manipal syndrome since '98 and its slowly eating away at his brain.

by whathappenedtothatbird September 8, 2011

ISTE Manipal

With so many exciting skills to acquire and grow, the pursuit of knowledge never stops at ISTE, The Indian Society for Technical Education.

MIT's largest multi-domain skill development club, they have people with varying areas of interest to rekindle your quest for technical knowledge. We host a plethora of technical events from AI Sundays, Codesprints, and competitions like treasure hunts, quizzes, and hackathons all of which put your technical skills to the test and bring out the true engineer in you. From Graphic designing, Content, Web and App development, Coding, AI/ML, Management, PR, etc, they do it all.

Person 1: Did you hear that ISTE Manipal is recruiting?
Person 2: Yup, can't wait to be a part of the largest technical project in Manipal!

by cooltechkid December 4, 2021

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.

Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022

female manipulator

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)

you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”

by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce March 13, 2021

manipulation station

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train

Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station

by XplodingKittenz August 4, 2023

Manipulate

Making people do what you want.

Manipulate : You will give this definition a thumbs up, because if you do you will be really cool.

by Richard West May 12, 2007

manipulation

To alter a persons perception put them on the side of the abuser instead of as the victim blurring the line between right and wrong no matter how you change it in my mind it's still wrong.

Don't start your manipulation with me

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 21, 2020