twat mangler

Someone who beats the pussy so hard it is no longer recognizable afterwards.

"Her boyfriend will definently know we fucked, since I am such a twat mangler"

by Sexier Joe April 29, 2007

ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

Manglement

Taken from management, this applies especially to those managers who are just lousy at their jobs, often mangling projects or assignments beyond help.

I received another request from Manglement to fix the TPS reports they screwed up so badly.

by Robert Nydam June 11, 2006

mutton mangler

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant

Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.

by Some soldier March 7, 2008

Mind Mangler

Particularly intoxicating alcholic beverage composed of red Aftershock and Absinthe. Mixed together in equal parts, the face-numbing, psychoactive brew is surprisingly easy to drink and thought to have been the inspiration for the beverage Dr Jeckyll knocks back to turn him into Mr Hyde.

"Sorry for running about the house naked last night, jumping through the hedge, havering rubbish and repeatedly testing walls to see if they could take my weight, but I was on the old Mind Mangler again."

by Bellser August 1, 2006

Mangle

A strong outgoing girl who LOVES to make her friends smile. She fun to be around also very caring and kind. any guy would be lucky to have her. She is mostly attracted to guys that start with the letter "A" in there name. but is quick to snap if anyone hurts her friends you have been warned

Omg i cant wait to hang out with mangle!

by Kitten cloud February 19, 2017

cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.

"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."

by matt in the hat October 22, 2003