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Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
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The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.
Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?
by Bert Large March 31, 2019
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Manuela

The most amazing and beautiful girl ever. At first she seems kind of shy, but when you get to know her she is the most fun person ever! She doesn’t care what others think of her, but she is still perfect. You would be lucky to have her in your life.
Dude 1: Man, that Manuela girl is so hot!
Dude 2: Yea well she’s my girl so fuck off
by MrStealUrGirl13 February 27, 2019
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Mangla

A wet . A thot . A girl that will do anything for some cash or even just for fun
This dame came to the AIR BNB and got greased kid. She a mangla
by nmjit June 19, 2019
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Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱
Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it
by thefartman January 23, 2022
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Mandela Effect

Named after the famous Nelson Mandela this conspiracy theory Is when a large group of people remember something being a certain way, but when people go back and look at it, it has changed or is gone in this universe with no reasoning other than "it's always been like that"

Two popular theories on the Mandela effect are:
Time Travel- Some believe that times travels have come back to the past and changed one little thing that ended up changing many other things kinda like the butterfly effect Think about it the future has already happened so even if time travel is say 1,000 years in the future it has already been done which means time travelers are going back to the past which is our present and changing little things.

Parallel Universe- Others believe that sometime in the last decade or two the world went through a black hole or that our "original world" ended and now we are in this Parallel Universe where something changed in the process of switching or going through the black hole. (most think in the years 2000 or 2012 this happened cause many thought the world was gong to end)
Kayla: Do you remember those books we used to read with the family of bears? The Berenstein Bears.
Danielle: MANDELA EFFECT! It has supposedly been the BerenstAin Bears the whole time!
Kayla: No way! I remember that vividly as a kid!
Danielle: Same here!
by GameofThronesjunkie January 2, 2017
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