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Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.
In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.
by Scranter August 21, 2013
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mandarin

A language that is being used more often around the world, originating from China.
It is also pretty hard to learn.
Person #1: Have to go to my mandarin lessons. Bye!

Example 2

Person #2: Shit. My mandarin homework is so damn hard.
by Epicguyof1337 January 22, 2014
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Miss Mandarina

The act by which a man strips completely naked, tucks his penis between his legs (aka mangina), and performs ballet moves. This is typically done in front of an audience of only other dudes.
Dude! Brian got wasted and did a Miss Mandarina in front of everyone at the party! WTF!
by tacosaladday January 28, 2009
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Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.
Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.
by wvshrk April 14, 2010
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tokyo mandarin

The act of a male giving a female oral sex, while said female evacuates fecal-matter from her rectum.
she shoved me into the girls bathroom, and i gave her a Tokyo Mandarin .
by orebs January 22, 2018
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Mandarin

Mandarin is the official language of China, Taiwan, Hong Kong, etc. It is wrong to call it Chinese, because there is another language in China, called Cantonese. They are not dialects of the invented "Chinese" language, but languages themselves. In China, there are many languages, Chinese Languages, but only one is official, and it is called Mandarin or "Putonghua".
Ezekiel: Hey, Luca! Where are you going?
Luca: Well, I'm going to my Mandarin lessons, so, I've gotta leave you 'cause I'm late!
by Ezechiel January 22, 2007
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echo mandarin

Code word for ejaculating on a person's face
by Jimbo Manny and Dino December 17, 2008
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