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The Mandela Catalogue

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022
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Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.
Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.
by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020
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The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
by The ObéSter October 30, 2021
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Mandalorian

The Mandalorians were a cultural group from the Star Wars universe. Mandalaorian culture was militaristic and emphasized honor, personal strength, and bravery. The first Mandalorians were of the Taung race, but as the Mandalorians grew, many other races would join such as the Togorians and humans to name a few. The Mandalorian homeworld was known as Mandalore. Mandalorian military technology was some of the best in the galaxy. Mandalorian armor would inspire the protective technologies of many other civilizations, the Grand Army of the Republic included. The Mandalorian nation eventually waned from it's former glory, but still exists on Mandalore and Concord Dawn under the banner of the Mandalorian Protectors. As of 45 ABY, Boba Fett was Mandalore, and his grand daughter was slated to succeed him.
Kote, mhi vode! - Mandalorian War Cry
by RC1138 May 29, 2007
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Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.
Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?
by Bert Large March 31, 2019
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Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱
Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it
by thefartman January 23, 2022
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Mandana

Everlasting is the actual definition.

Once upon a time lived in Persia, a beautiful woman named Mandana. She lived long before the talks of the one thousand and one nights. She lived long before the time of Cleopatra, the Queen of Egypt. She lived even long before Roxana, the Persian wife of Alexander the Great. Mandana, was a queen. She was the queen mother of Cyrus the Great. She lived as long as 2600 years before our times.

Cyrus was an outstanding Monarch when he became ruler of Persia. He extended the limits of his empire from India and China in the east, to Egypt and Greece in the west. Cyrus was a fair king who loved his subjects. When he conquered Babylon from the Assyrians, he freed the Jews enslaved there and allowed them to return to their land and rebuild their temples to live and work in peace; as the story is told in the Torah.

Cyrus was also a wise ruler who was loved by his subjects. He encouraged them to live at peace with each other, toil together and be tolerant of each other's culture and traditions. Under his rule, the Scythians, the Perse, the Medes the Assyrians, the Egyptians and all other nations, 17 in all, lived at peace and worked and progressed. That is why Cyrus was called Cyrus the Great. A scroll edicted by him told us all that. It is still kept today in Persia as a priceless relic: the Persians believe thus, that Cyrus created the first united nations 2500 years ago.
Mandana of Media (b. c. 584 BCE) was a Princess of Media and, later, the Queen consort of Cambyses I of Anshan and mother of Cyrus the Great, ruler of the Persia's Achaemenid Dynasty.

Legendary mother of Persia.
by FindingMandana August 14, 2008
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