mancumbered

Encumbered by having a bf

I would have loved to date you, but you were mancumbered at the time

by transphasic1981 July 29, 2019

maycumber

An amazing person with great looks that super smart but will never get the perfect summer bod,and they also love spongebob

The maycumber sent Funny memes

by Hahahahaha Jackson May 16, 2017

Marcuberous

The kind of guy who only goes after girls who look exactly the same.

Damn, are they back together?

No, different girl, he is just such a marcuberous

by Marcuberous June 4, 2018

Chubby Mudcumber

A girthy shit.

My pipes can't handle your chubby mudcumbers. Poop outside.

by steamrollersam December 5, 2018

manuber floff

When you cum and there is blood mixed mixed in it

Mike likes manuber floff

by Crafty Crook February 19, 2008

Macomber

A woman who can shrink a cucumber-sized penis just by being in the same room as it. Macombers are generally obnoxious, and intrusive.

Derived from the words deMAsculate and cucumber

That macomber needs to get out before I lose my hard-on.

by intrusivepeoplesuck March 4, 2010

Macumber

The act of drinking so much moonshine or alcohol that you transition through all types of drunks (Angry, Happy, Sad, Obnoxious, etc.)

Gregg is so drunk he's macumbering.

I feel like a therapist when I see Mary macumbering like that.

by derwent8854 September 29, 2011