Manjeet Smash

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.

*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009

Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009

Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

Manavpreet

A sexy man with no bitches and his dad left to get the milk

you are like Manavpreet

by YOURGAYANDBAD August 14, 2022

manavdeep

He fucks all the girls he wants to and they all cherish him. he’s doesn’t care about them after he’s done fucking

He was such a manavdeep

by Lovely jatt January 16, 2018

Manveet

She is the best girl in this planet, taran's mithooooooiii..
She is mrs sidhoooooooooooooo

Manveet

by .....,... November 23, 2021

Manateets

Enormously huge breasts, similar in size to a full grown manatee

"Dude, shut off the engine, you might hit her manateets"

by Busted Fuse August 21, 2008