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by rooster September 9, 2003
Get the pie-man mug.It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.
by 182hahahaha December 15, 2017
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Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
by Drapen March 31, 2022
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The act of a man, Weege, ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex from Frank and then slapping him in the face with it!
Yo, last night was so amazing. Weege gave Frank a white Xmas to remember! It was a Pie Man’s White Xmas!
by Patrick Ardeer December 24, 2025
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Get the texas man's pot pie mug.M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"
That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".
In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"
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That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".
In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"
Grrrrrrr
by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009
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