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You morons are all fucking stupid. Gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating breasts in fat men. The other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big boobs. Don't feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. Most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
Many celebrities have it too, like Simon Cowell, for example.
Don't let anybody push you down for having man boobs. Beat their asses or something for twisting your nipples, that's the only way they learn.
by CheeseAss September 20, 2005
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man boobs

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze
dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive
by paul March 11, 2004
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man boobs

HOO HOOS!!! also known as titsas, that are used for sqeezing and sexual pleasure for the male species. They can be various sizes and are edible.
"Drew boy has man boobs, they give him hapenis"
by Tits- Titi May 12, 2003
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man boobs

tits on a man usually characterized by big protruding nipples
by bang, bang Nick Lange July 24, 2006
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man boobs

when a male with a penis has titties the size of a womans. as in the man is fat.
dude, go look up mr. pregnant titties like a woman on youtube.
its a black guy with man boobs!!
by greeny169 November 3, 2008
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man boobs

arnt they sexy!
by Pixel August 13, 2002
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man boobs

by 50 cent March 31, 2003
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