Sandwiches with Mayonnaise

The act of hooking up with someone as a person sleeps beside them, inside of a tent.

Catherine and Alex were making sandwiches with mayonnaise while Greg was sleeping.

Sandwiches with Mayonnaise by Big Bro2009 February 19, 2009

Mayonnaised 

When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.

Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.

Mayonnaised by Coach Scoob Bean March 3, 2019

Mayonnaise n' Mustard 

Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".

We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??

Mayonnaise n' Mustard by Jah Light, Bob. December 18, 2008

mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.

Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy

mayonnaise pussy by Cheesedik June 16, 2015

Mayonnaise On An Escalator 

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mayonnaise On An Escalator by Orba April 12, 2021

mayonnaise 

Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

mayonnaise by Hosta Mahogie November 14, 2011

man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

man mayonnaise by Scary Mike June 10, 2004