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magatized

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized
OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.
by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019
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Rice mama

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.
by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023
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Joe Mama

A clever name used to insult another individual's mother. It is a play on words that refers to the saying, "Yo mama!"
Person 1: "Where's Joe?"
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*
by B-Man February 2, 2004
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Mama’s Cooking

1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.

2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.

3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.
Hey y’all ready to receive some of this mama this mama’s cooking?
by Young juju May 23, 2021
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Mahathir Mohamad

If you're a Malaysian, you must know that he was the best Prime Minister in Malaysian history ever. Without him, Malaysia wouldn't be as rich as now. He led various economic and infrastructural developments. He is well-respected by Malaysians, regardless of races and religions.
We surely miss Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, the best Malaysian Prime Minister ever!
by MELAYU ISLAM September 14, 2023
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Naj Mama

A huge Hungarian slut who loves dick in her ass. Typically older than fifty but has the energy of a sex crazed panther. Will fit as many dicks as possible in as many holes as possible. Most have a skinny ass faggot grandson who sucks dick at life that films her in all of her movies. Don't let there brittle body fool you they will take until they bleed. Also the powdered breast milk seems weird but acts as a great lube. Once you break the crust around the vagina you don't even notice that it is older than you are. If her vagina stanks just pull off some back wrinkles and make a makeshift pussy. They're usually the ones who starts the origies in most nursing homes. You can't believe how moist that crusty vagina can get. After sex you can make a nice loaf of bread from their twenty year old yeast infection. Remember to be courteous and change her adult diaper when you're finished.
"Matt your Naj Mama fucked me good last night"

"Yea I know, I filmed it"
by I63 May 28, 2014
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Magatard

Noun: Someone who supports Donald Trump, without any logical reason. (This does not include others that have reasons to back their statement)
“Trump is going to make America great again

How?

“HE’S GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Right, Magatard, got it.
by Karmakaze August 16, 2018
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