Malphite

A champion used by 5 year olds who can't deal with losing

Malphite player: You suck dude I totally would've won that round if I ACTUALLY tried
B:Nigga your KDA was 0/8

by big_benis_nibba July 23, 2019

Malachisexual

Being sexually attracted to Malachi

Love you babe

Damn that guy Malachi is hot as shit, might go malachisexual

by Potatochipeater January 14, 2021

Malichi

A really big Simp who admits he is. Horny 24/7 and lowkey seems like he would be a Pan. He looks a little gay but isn’t but he’s till a SIMP.

ili: who is that guy with the blue hair pretending to cut himself

Nik: Malichi the big ass Simp

by For my homies April 27, 2020

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

metal malachite

An upcoming Pokémon game that you should play….. when it comes out.

I LOVE METAL MALACHITE

by Chainedless May 9, 2022

malicrated

feeling of being destroyed or broke down.

Man I worked out so hard today , my muscles feel malicrated.

by TheScrantonStrangler October 17, 2017

Malichi

Malichi is the name of a hot person that cares and loves for their friends. They're so muscular and hot and they probably get many bitches. Everybody loves Malichi, except for himself. He hates himself.

"There goes Malichi, Wish he could date me"

by Very Hot Dude April 27, 2022