Malphite

A champion used by 5 year olds who can't deal with losing

Malphite player: You suck dude I totally would've won that round if I ACTUALLY tried
B:Nigga your KDA was 0/8

by big_benis_nibba July 23, 2019

malphite

Malphite, a verb. Used to define when you are ROCK SOLID!

"Dude, do you see that ahri?"
"She makes me malphite."

by hammerstones January 4, 2014

Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge

gonna kys

ITS ALREADY A SENTENCE Gonna Malphite ult off the bridge

by XCOVER32017 June 12, 2024