Maler

A man who distributes penis into other men’s butts, in the same manner a mail man distributes mail into mailboxes.

Johnny is such a maler since he’s always fucking a bunch of different dudes in the booty.

by Anotherlightskin June 21, 2020

Mallrats

2 Definitions:

1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.

2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.

They're not there to shop. They're not there to work. They're just there.

by Jjuusssttiiinnn Aatttkkinnnssoonnn April 17, 2004

malgrammarian

mal'-gram-mayr'-eeyan... (n) - a person that habitually and ruthlessly slaughters the english language by ignoring basic principals of grammar, punctuation and spelling; including, but not limited to various media (text messages, written and oral communications), printed advertisements, posters, art, and yard sale signs. Much like alcoholism, the malgrammarian is addicted to poor grammar, and the habit can devastate his/her life, as well as their family's, friends' and co-workers.

Odds are that one out of every four people will encounter problems due to poor grammar in their workplace at sometime. Malgrammarians show patterns of poor concentration, missed deadlines, misinterpreted instructions, errors in judgement and lack of attention to details. Malgrammarians rationalize the problem by denial. They deny that grammar is a problem or that any of the problems in their lives are caused by poor grammar. In spite of all the harm it causes, the malgrammarian is unable to control their use of poor grammar.

by d smith May 17, 2006

Malena

Malena is the type of Girl that if her friends is in a mood she knows right away. Malena knows when to be serious and when to goof around and all around funny person and great person to be around. Malena Eats like a man and is very serious with her food and friends but just know that her food comes before anything. She wears denim when it’s 30 degrees outside but allways finds a need to look nice even if she’s cold as hell. She isn’t materialistic and she’s an amazing person.

You should get yourself a friend like malena

by Ismael fraga January 26, 2019

Maserati

An Italian luxury car brand founded by Alfieri Maserati on December 1, 1914, in Bologna, Italy. With an easily recognizable trident as their logo, Maserati is highly revered as one of the best luxury car brands in the world.

"My Maserati does 185.
I lost my license, now I don't drive."
- Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good"

by BeatleKid96 April 8, 2015

Malea

Malea is a girl who you'd never know what to expect from. She's easily amused, laughs alot, and always smiles. She always tries to find the good in people, she'll turn all your flaws into beauty. She looks innocent and sweet. She knows how to play the game. She will treat anyone like she would her best friend. She's a girl who you'd never want to hurt. She doesnt like crying in front of anyone and shes like a pro at fooling people into thinking everythings okay. She can make a person feel like their gold. She tells you how it is and doesnt care what other people think. Shes strong, determined, and aware of what she has got. She doesnt trust or love anyone easily. She's a great girlfriend. She's sweet, adorable, sexy, just the perfect girl. Malea is indescribable. Guys know what they have when they have her. She's a girl you'd never want to lose, and if you have her, you better hold on tight.

Guy 1: WHO IS THAT?!

Guy 2: Thats Malea :)

Guy 1: She's like a goddess.

Guy 2: Good luck trying to get her, everyone wants her.

by lolidgaf December 6, 2010

Malena morgan

The sexiest fuckin goddess pornstar that i jack off to twice a day

Dude1-did u see maleina morgan's new video

Dude2-on it right now, pass me that lotion and paper towel and get the fuck out of my office

Dude1- uhh so tired i was up till midnight jacking off to malena morgan'snew video

Dude2- Why the fuck dident u text me i would of took a sick day jackin to her

by True advice May 21, 2015