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Malemaism

An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.

A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.

South Africa's answer to a Bushism.
An example of some Malemaism's.

"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"

"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"

"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"

"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"
by VryeBoer March 16, 2010
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Malebait

An attractive underage male. Similar to the female version, only not female. For similarities, see "Jailbait" or any of its other forms, but replace female with male, girl with boy/guy, chick with dude, her with him/he, etc.
Cougar-ette (Female in 20s) #1: Oh, wow! That guy is so hot. I want him.

Cougar-ette #2: Oh no way girl! He looks like he's 15 - that's totes malebait!
by Black Smoke Monster May 22, 2009
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Malikai

A wonderful being, normally of very attractive traits.
by Malikai Perez October 18, 2008
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Maleka

Maleka is someone who is very funny, smart, and beautiful. They enjoy joking around with friends by teasing them but is always very supportive of people they care about. They enjoy memes and talking with friends and they do very well in school. Anybody would be lucky to call Maleka their friend.
Person 1: I'm friends with Maleka!
Person 2: Wow you're so lucky I wish I was friends with Maleka
by Yupster April 25, 2019
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Malakai

Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.
I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai
by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014
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Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.
Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!
by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020
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Malakai

Malakai a short kid with amazing hair with a lot of friends and a huge dick I mean huge 6in+ malakai has a lot of friends who love him and he’s always dating someone
Malakai is so hot
by Dhduf March 6, 2019
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