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Malaysian Crop Duster 

When a guy is analing his girlfriend and she farts either on him or on his dick and the smell is unbearable, kind of like curry or any other Malaysian/Indian food.
Guy 1: Bro last night I assfucked my girl and she farted on my dick right before I stuck it in! It smelled like fucking shit!

Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)
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Malaysian Studies 

A subject that was forced upon all college students in Malaysia because the government was afraid that they would forget the fabricated History of Malaysia and spread discontentment about the country when they go overseas to further their studies.

A huge failure as truth cannot be hidden. Signifying yet another venerability of the poorly though of and highly biased education system.
Studying for Malaysian Studies is a waste of time.

Malaysian airlines 

Malaysian Airlines is the worst airline of 2014 thus far. It is a very convenient way of suicide. You either go missing in the ocean searching for Atlantis or your target practice for Putin's thugs armed with surface to air missiles in Ukraine. Either way your body won't be found. #Sumtingwong #holyfuk
Did you hear about the latest Malaysian Airlines flight gone wrong?

Malaysian 

People from Malaysia, or with ancestors from Malaysia. People who know how to make some awesome stir-fried noodles. The guys are studs and the girls are attractive and smart.
Whoa, you're Malaysian? Awesome!
Malaysian by San José March 30, 2008

Malaysian Plinko 

A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.

also see Detroit Sidecar
Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!
Malaysian Plinko by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013

malaysian chinese 

Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as simple as that.

*p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)
Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!

malaysian microwave 

Giving yourself a Dutch Oven.
Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.
malaysian microwave by JB-Noho December 14, 2008