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Malaysian Plinko

A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.

also see Detroit Sidecar
Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!
by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013
mugGet the Malaysian Plinkomug.

malaysian chinese

Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as simple as that.

*p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)
Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!
by In hope for better Malaysia April 18, 2011
mugGet the malaysian chinesemug.

malaysian microwave

Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.
by JB-Noho December 14, 2008
mugGet the malaysian microwavemug.

Malaysian lapdance

Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
Wow, i was so wasted last night that i let Christina give me a Malaysian lapdance.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
mugGet the Malaysian lapdancemug.

malaysian mudslide

The act of taking a melted pot of a small african man's fecal matter and pouring it in a woman's vagina, then continuing to eat her out while a large malaysian villager anally decimates you.
After Elliot & Patrick took their finals they decided to celebrate with some good, clean, fun in the form of 48 hours of straight Malaysian Mudslides.
by BigNig415 January 27, 2009
mugGet the malaysian mudslidemug.

Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.
James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night
by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022
mugGet the Malaysian pumpmug.

Malaysian Motorbike

Receiving a hand-job, with a twisting motion (as if using the throttle on a motorcycle), from a lady-boy making a revving engine sound.
"Dude, my trip to Kuala Lumpur ended with a Malaysian Motorbike from the tour guide I hired!"
by chingychang January 16, 2013
mugGet the Malaysian Motorbikemug.

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