Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Malayah

Malayah is a kind and lovable person who takes things seriously. She is also petty with things especially when it comes to her man.

Malayah blocked her man because he liked another girl while he was with her

by Kk❤ April 2, 2019

Malaysianed

When Malaysians get fucked in the arse by their government, they usually bend over and ask, "how deep would you like to go?". It is of a compliant society that enjoys getting sodomised by their leadership.

Guy 1: Bro, I'm returning to Malaysia from London, and they want me to wear a device to track my every moment.

Guy 2: Welcome to Malaysia. You just got Malaysianed.

by drbyte December 7, 2021

Malayia

The most beautiful young woman you will ever meet. She is feisty and mean sometimes but, is a really great person with an amazing personality. She has trust issues because of her past but is a very very caring person. You are very lucky to have a Malayia in your life and dont ever let her go.

Malayia you look very pretty today!

by 69~♡ January 12, 2020

Malaya

A sweet loving person that will do anything to make you happy, she lifts you up if your having a bad day, she will always lend u a shoulder if you feel like crying, when she smiles she lights up the room. Malaya is the most beautiful person in the world, she tends to get lost in life and she needs are best friends to pull her back, she has the biggest heart, when you look at her you will fall deeply in love. She is the best most best friend you could ever want she will be there by your side through thick and thin she is simply my best friend in the entire world.

Guy: bro who is that?
Guy friend:Malaya, I know she is hot asf

Guy: facts

by 54jo July 28, 2018

Malakhi

Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .

Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)

by Baddie714 April 16, 2019