pooj majooj

When a girl puts a funnel with a tube into a guys asshole and pours down a steaming hot pot of curry into his asshole

Bro she’s hit as fuck but you gotta survive the pooj majooj

OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH

by Mr. Hallal August 19, 2023

majok

Majok is a very interesting young man that all the ladies love every time he walks into the school grounds he is flooded with people

Majok

by Anonymous 1256 October 2, 2020

Marook

A word so incredibly bad ass and amazing that a definition would physically blow your mind out of your skull and it would keep exploding while you stood in awe of this word. All who know what the word means have sworn never to share its secret definition with anyone. It is said to be both the worst most derogatory word in any language and yet also the most awesome. If I could I would write the definition here, however instead I am informing people of this supreme word that deserves its rightful place on urban dictionary.

Damn I am just a marook i guess.
Oh damn did they just say the "m" word?

by THE marook May 1, 2011

majoozle

To smoke a lot of marijuana, and consequently speak in profoundments, most of which you think are completely mind-blowing despite the fact that they could be thought up by 5 year olds.

"Yes, Bob, I know that grapefruits don't even look like grapes. Don't majoozle on me."

by fsalhdsfakjhds May 15, 2008

mazooki

To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.

Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.

by TSK_USA June 12, 2016

malookia finger

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.

Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.

by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

mamookie

A douchebag, wiseguy, stinky fucker.

“Have you seen Max lately? He smells like shit!! God, what a mamookie”

by Mamookie May 12, 2021