mcjizzle

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea

I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.

by neilsssssss August 15, 2006

Captain McJizz Guzzler

a pirate leader who consumes large amounts of liquid produced by the male genitalia.

Man, your a Captain McJizz Guzzler.

by ;-) whore March 28, 2010

Magizz

The magical equivalent of a quick-strike energy blast, much like the "Jizz In Your Pants" song.

Harry Potter tried kissing Hermoine, but the excitement of the moment gave him a serious case of magizz, and the energy bolt and semen combination turned her into a toadstool with severe halitosis.

by and I Magizzed In My Pants August 9, 2010

McJizzle

The act of sucking off Ronald McDonald until he cums.

Sally was so happy with her daughters 6th birthday party at McDonalds, she gave the clown a McJizzle in the ladies room.

by Rockville June 10, 2009

marjizzle

Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)

Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.

by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018

McJizz

to explode jizz all over a mcdonalds hamburger

He Mcjizzed at McDonalds

by jo bob jingle 44 April 5, 2009

mahizzle

the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.

Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!

(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)

Mahizzle enters the room.

Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room

by hey March 13, 2005