Mail

Mail is a slang sometimes said softly during anal sex by heterosexuals or homosexuals. It is said right before the penis is inserted into the other person's anus.
Note: It is never shouted or written with an "!" because during so might scare the receiever or cause them to scrim and could cause anal rupture.

Proper way
A: "Hey there. Mail."
B: "Uhhwhwhhhh. Yessssssssss."

Not the proper way
A: "....MAIL!"
B: "AHHHHHHHCH!!! MY ANUS!!!"

by Jim Blyth December 6, 2007

@mail

It is equal to e-mail or email or electronic mail.

- Hey, John, can you tell me your @mail, please?
- Of course, Dick. You can write me to *******.*******.**

by Axellis March 25, 2007

mail

sending money; other assets;

Mail me my money, man!
They wanna take my mail!

by Jake November 22, 2003

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing

Friend_1: *something funny*
Friend_2: "MAIL! "

by Schroedinbug January 26, 2019

MAIL

Multiple Anally Induced LOLgasms

* Yu MAILs Tak
* Tak has many LOLgasms

by Flyp July 1, 2004

mail

Shortened version of İsmail.

Can: Mail, what are you doing?
İsmail: please don’t call me Mail.

by Cheers Love! Tracer’s here! March 28, 2019

Mail

1. Something old people did to send messages

2. A text that took forever to get to the receiver.

I sure hope the mail gets here on time.

by ADoctor.TheDoctor October 18, 2018