Skip to main content
An Australian term, similar to hater, used to describe someone of bad character who is pathologically inclined to spread false rumors and lies about other people with great success and conviction. A cunning game player who derives pleasure from this behaviour which is intrinsic to their personality. Also see bullshit artist, weasel.
Example 1 : Watch out for that dude, he gets off on pissing on you to all of your acquaintances and they will want to kill you after - hes a Maida.

Example 2 : I woke up one day and everyone i ever knew thinks i have been insulting them when i havent - i think ive been Maida'd.

Example 3 : After all of the west side figured out hes a Maida, nobody goes anywhere near him, his momma was right.
maida by sexi boi February 13, 2006
Related Words
A Maida Is a word often used for small fat kids from Italy that plays Minecraft all day. Its also said if your a Maida you like girl pants and playing Minecraft and drinking wine on the weekends. A Maida is often attracted to muscular girls, often taller than himself.

He loves all kinds of food, he basicly eats everything
he is a special kind of Maida

ohh no Maida ate my cake
Maida by pornomeister69 February 19, 2019
Maida is beautiful, gifted , kind , and overachieving she is so amazing and underrated
OMGGGG ITS MAIDA 😍😍
Maida by HafsZaa June 4, 2023
Maida is a strange gal who lobes to pee in earlobes. Guys pls stay safe she’s coming for my ear tonight!
Example 1:
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT

Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥
Maida by Fabliciois2257 September 14, 2025

Maida Vale 

1. Slang for an upper class part of town.
2. A ranking in fame or wealth.
3. Used comparison in a comparison between something that’s good, usually the better option of the two.
1. The Maida Vale of this city is amazing.
2. I wanna be like him! In Maida Vale!
3. I’d rather be in Maida Vale than be famous.
Maida Vale by Genomenreu DDD January 28, 2023

Al-maida 

Al-Ma'idah (Arabic: ٱلمائدة , Al-Māʾidah; meaning: "The Table" or "The Table Spread with Food") is the fifth chapter (sūrah) of the Quran, with 120 verses (āyāt). Regarding the timing and contextual background of the revelation (asbāb al-nuzūl), it is a "Medinan surah", which means it is believed to have been revealed in Medina, instead of Mecca.
I’ve read a lot recently about Al-maida.
Al-maida by Tikatika June 8, 2021