Mahoneys

White people. Neither derogetory or complimentary. Why? Well do you know any Black people named Mahoney? 'Nuf said.

Guy 1-Yo, Where you going today?
Guy 2-I gotta go downtown and fuck with them Mahoneys.

by BigBad Wolf June 11, 2006

Mahoney

Vodka and OJ drink (Screwdriver) in remembrance of "Mahoney" Saatkamp.

There's no vodka in this Mahoney!!

by Noko Resident July 20, 2011

Mahoney

a fairly large person resembling some kind of cartoon character that lives in the swamp, has an self amusement problem (masturbates too much) and tends to lie frequently.

That kid is such a mahoney

by jerry1414 April 11, 2011

mahoney

a person that blasts techno music out of a Caddilac Escalade.

"you see that? thats a real mahoney right there!"

by nucci888 November 04, 2008

Mahoney

Someone consistently terrible at gambling. The most common type of Mahoney is someone who bets on sports & loses approximately 80% of his bets. You do not want to have bet on the same side as a Mahoney. Mahoney is interchangeable with Mush. DO NOT take gambling advice from either a Mahoney or a Mush!!!

I felt good about my Falcons bet until I realized the Mahoney also loves them. That's $200 down the drain.

by mikejojo May 23, 2022

mahoney

a thief who will steal anything not nailed down

your such a mahoney!

or

this place has been ransacked, a mahoney must have been here!

by Kieran Thornton September 19, 2008

Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017