marvelous mammoth

a female of immense physical proportions
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds

these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps

The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."

Jose Contreras: what the fuck is THAT?!?!?
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!

by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004

Mahmoud

The sweetest most caring person you will ever meet. Is very respectful and wants the same in return. Really smart, but protective of his heart. He is very easy to love, don't fall to fast though, he prefers to take it slow. Doesn't like conversation with no substance, point or meaning. Mahmoud doesn't like to waste his time on people with bad personalities, don't care and aren't willing to try. And he will do anything he can to help the people he cares about, no matter what it is or where you are and is open-minded. Just plain fun to talk to and spend time with.

"That guy is perfect, he must be a Mahmoud."
"You're going to have to work for that one, he is a real Mahmoud."
"I wish that someday I will find a Mahmoud to be mine forever."

by His Muffin August 3, 2016

mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.

Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!

by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022

One mammoth, two mammoth

A versatile casual phrase or idiom expressing ironic apathy or lack of interest in the result of or differences between two or more situations with similar outcomes. Often cynical and followed by an ellipsis...

Oh well. One mammoth, two mammoth...

by Ironicle March 25, 2011

mahmoud ahmadinejad

Someone who is not disturbed by noise.

Hey watch the dog!
Come on it only barks...it's chained!
You must be mahmoud ahmadinejad!

by OrOmO May 19, 2010

Mahmood

Mahmood is a strong person who is determined and makes the right decisions all the time. He always finds solutions to every thing even at the hardest times. He is the best friend anyone could have and is an amazing boyfriend who showers people with his kindness and love. He is mature and makes people love him for being so smart and perfect.

Isn’t that Mahmood? He’s so smart and handsome! wish I could date him.

by saradefines November 21, 2021

Marmot

A rodent of the squirrel family. Lives in mountainous areas. Usually fairly awesome.

May cause a great deal of mayhem.

THEY ARE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY A GIANT SPACE MARMOT!

-www.rathergood.com

by Dosius March 18, 2005