Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.
by Jamcd March 5, 2014
Get the Malloree mug.Formally known as Jeppson's Malört Liquer. A vile adult beverage, usually consumed unfortunately, generally as a punishment. Drank as a shot, sometimes frozen, or used in some sort of fucked up white trash horror movie style drinking game. Tasting notes: Driving through Gary Indiana with your mouth open and head out the window. Overall opinion: This liquor belongs in one place and that is in the mouth of your enemys.
Jesus Christ, not another fucking shot of Malort. That is the most vile fucking shit I have ever tasted. I would rather suck-start a fucking shotgun than drink this shit again.
by I hate Malort September 26, 2020
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The Eiffel Tower is ridiculously magnormous!
by Dillybear October 30, 2008
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by Damon Blake December 10, 2016
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by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022
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by massive-g February 10, 2017
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I love how mallori is humble.
by Never leave a rose on a beach January 21, 2017
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