Macayla

A fuckin bad bitch with a nice booty. Shes super loyal but don't cross her the wrong way. Girls often don't like her because guys do a little too much.

Guy: "Macayla is so hot"

by BadBarbie18 July 8, 2017

macgyvered

To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.

So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”

by Mark Hoye July 8, 2005

Macgyver

v. To inexplicably overcome a perilous situation through the skillful use of random or otherwise unrelated objects.

Dude, I'll Macgyver that shit.

by Detroit Rock citeee September 26, 2010

Macgyver Shit

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

Maciej Kawecki

Maciej Kawecki is probably the coolest man you know. some people may call him the polish piggy because he's so hot too. he pulls all the girls one wishes, and gets mad head and pussy. Maciej Kawecki is also the greatest athlete in your school, he's tall, fast, strong, and agile. He has only been on varsity for school teams and nothing else. he is also one of the greatest gamers of all time, starring in games like rainbow six siege and fIfa. And best of all he's rich. if you know a man named Maciej Kawecki you should consider yourself a lucky man because he's the best person you will ever meet.

i have a crush on the hottest man on earth, Maciej Kawecki

by polishpiggy April 30, 2021

Macgyver

Main character of show by the same name. Full name Angus Macgyver. Part secret agent for government and phoenix foundation, part handyman, part mad scientist, part community service volunteer. He might refuse to use guns, but nobody could ever call him a pussy. Macgyver can battle soviet supersoldiers and serve soup at a homeless shelter all in one episode. Macgyver was the epitome of 1980s era optimism. Beats the commies, fixes the environment, cures aids, and can make a helicopter out of garbage bags and bamboo. Most importantly, he's the only guy who ever looked cool in a mullet and is probably the only guy who could get away with it now.

Who'd win in a fight? Macgyver or Col Jack O'Neal from Stargate SG-1?

Trivia: On episodes where Macgyver makes explosives from household materials, the producers always leave out one ingredient, fearing that people at home would imitate the recipe. While most inventions and scientific wizardry seen on the show probably wouldnt work too well in real life, they're all scientifically sound and Could work.

by gooberliberation January 1, 2006

Maciej

A big Brutus mother fucker who fucks every bitch, drinks every drink, and will snort/smoke anything on the table. He is probably polish or Russian with a big fucking dick.

You know that crazy dude named maciej?

by Where'sWaldosWeenus February 16, 2017