Machindouche

A word used to describe users of Apple products that find them selves superior to other becuase they own these products. These individuals are often found at starbucks pretending to do work, and acting extremely smug.

Wow, look at that machindouche!

I once was a machindouche, and then i realized i have no friends.

by crapple2011 October 14, 2011

[mandouche]

A pretty boy pussy or overly tidy, clean cut scared man. It refers to a clean vagina after using a douche.

1. Mr. Mandouche is going to whimp out again.
2. Stop acting like a mandoushe and do it.

by undergroundking October 25, 2008