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Machu Picchu

A. A mindset of a better place that can be obtained anywhere

B. A place where all friends go in the after life that represents everything they dreamed of as a young kid.

C. Used to describe a great act of kindness.
D. Used to describe an exciting moment among ones you love.
A. “Man once we get of this town we can find our Machu Picchu”

B. “He may have passed away, but I know we’ll meet in Machu Picchu and smoke one
C. *person gives to helpless person in need* man to the helper “that was as Machu Picchu as it gets”
D. As all the good ole boys cheers their beverages they shout “Machu Picchu” out of sheer joy
by Sausagegang September 16, 2021
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Machu Picchu'd

A peak sexual encounter of legendary, perhaps bucket list proportion. The sort of infamous accomplishment that you look forward to casually dropping into any "what's the craziest...?" conversation to elicit the expected "NO. F-ING. WAY."

Examples: hooking up with a top-level rockstar/athlete, mile-high club with a total stranger, a mother-daughter threesome.
"I know he's always been a manwhore, but I swear this time I think he may have Machu Picchu'd! Twins!"
by deacondiamondtrim August 18, 2025
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Mach Jesus

A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.
joe: why were you late for work today mike?

mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at Mach Jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.
by Sadistic11B January 15, 2009
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Callum Machan

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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MacGuyverism

The uncanny ability to use ones surroundings to overcome any situation. Exceptional improvisational skills a must. Quick wit and creativity also play a major role in MacGuyverism.
I shall get us out of this situation, for I am a master of MacGuyverism!
by Jeremy Harrison May 25, 2006
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Mach Jesus

My and my buddy went on a beer run last night driving at Mach Jesus in his 2nd gen dodge
by SomeRedneck69 June 10, 2021
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mach chicken

An undefined velocity of an object in motion usually applying to something moving very quickly. Most often used when person using word is in an excited state of storytelling.
He was driving his truck at “mach chicken” when he hit the meridian and launched his truck over the ditch.
by Konsch August 1, 2008
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