Steady Your Machete

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

by Aidony October 30, 2010

Mahew

When you can’t say “Mathew” with the “t” resulting in “Mahew”.

Person 1: Hey! Where the fuck is Mahew?

Person 2: You mean Mathew? Yeah I saw him eating dirt by the river.

by Mr Fondler December 26, 2020

Mathew Meagher

A beast standing at 6’5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled “boys, I’ve got something to tell you” all while skipping leg day.

Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I can’t get over his sexy and beautiful physique.

by XSexHaver69 December 23, 2021

Washing Machwank

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

by The Mizzler June 18, 2010

Macheala

Macheala is an amazing girl who is an amazing best friend. She is pretty, artistic, an athlete and is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. This is a name pronounced Ma KaHl A

Wow I wish I could date macheala!

I know right she's the total package!

by Josie Lee January 24, 2014

Mathew Baynton

That dilf from horrible histories

Person #1: “Who is Mathew Baynton?”
Person #2: “That dilf from Horrible Histories!”

by helena.francisss July 1, 2021

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018