markens

Markens is a very sweet, loving boy. He is smart and sweet. He always checking up on his friends in family to make sure they good. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for.

You saw Markens today?
Yeah he looks very handsome

by Lyndisha February 10, 2019

Maarten

He is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too!

If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)

Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet?
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!

by Maarten(duh...) October 8, 2019

manarkenark

funny business,messing around,not doing what you should be doing.

Hey cut the manarkenark!

by mike stark August 31, 2008

maaren

noun: a diversionary tactic to avoid completing onerous tasks such as accounting homework.

Should have finished my homework last night, but I pulled a maaren with a silly wikki.

by antonym: situps February 3, 2010

Maarten

A bloke who is never around when you need him. Or otherwise.

A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.

Kerstin: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.

Ten minutes later:

Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.

Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!

Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...

*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*

by Lisa4321 December 6, 2011

Markene

1. A way of making Mark (Usualy a guys name) into a girls name.

2. A short pointy marker.

Hey can i borrow your Markene?

by NE1NT33N November 11, 2009

markena

Markena is a bundle of joy. Always one to shake her booty. Typically does not nap but will strike a possibility anywhere.

Markena stop it!

by Mjzzz July 18, 2018