Mystical Sky Daddy

Another term for a god.

Lemme succ your mystical sky daddy

by Aotric January 22, 2018

mystical dragon

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you are ready to cum, you punch her on the top of the head and watch it come out her nose.

I gave that bitch the hardest mystical dragon last night.....i wonder if she will call me back

by Michael111887 March 18, 2008

Mystical Fudge

The most awesome band to ever exist!!!
from 2006-2008 they melted the faces off
of the east coast!!
LONG LIVE THE FUDGE!!!!
MELT THE FUDGE!!!!

too bad mystical fudge broke up due to internal affairs
fudgehead for life!!

by mdrc1010011010 June 24, 2009

mystical dragonhorse

a creature that is a hybrid of a dragon and a horse but it also has a touch of mystical in it.... also breathes fire

i just went for my morning jog with my pet mystical dragonhorse

my pet mystical dragonhorse just dropped a giant shit on my neighbors yard.

by mysticdh January 13, 2011

Mystical Fold

A woman's vaginal area.

"Show me that mystical fold, baby."

by iihmnaili January 15, 2014

mystical thot

Unlike modern thots mystical thots are equipped with blue or pink hair sometimes both depending on its territory; They normally prey on men ranging of ages 19 to 25 years of age and they have a strict diet of lucky charms and salted testicles.

damn Chris , you see that fine ass girl over there with the pink hair ; James , that's not a girl she's a damn mystical thot !

by Adam the great May 20, 2018

mystical poon

The poon of Eve. So basically, Eve was a total bitch. She listened to that dick of a snake and ate the apple from the forbidden tree. No biggie right? Wait till you hear what she did next. She puts the forbidden apple in her poon, IN HER MYSTICAL POON!, to seduce Adam to eat it ('cause we all know Adam loves poon. He did ask God for some. I mean, come on). So he's eating poon and then he eats some forbidden apple too! And the next thing they know, both Adam and Eve find out they're naked and get thrown out of the Garden of Eden ruining Paradise for future generations to come. The end.

Sometime close to 5 am...
K: HER POON WAS MYSSSTICALLL!!
(meaning Eve's mystical poon)

by sexonabeach May 7, 2007