Ron: Them Burger King chicken nuggets are only $1.99 for 20 pieces!
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles
Ben: That ain’t chicken, that’s some mystery meat. Deer ankles
by I love my ego April 05, 2022
mystery meat is the anonymous cock that presents itself to have a cumgasm sucked out of it at a gloryhole.
by eda-skip April 24, 2023
what they serve at the kebab shop - whoever's seen a three foot high and perfectly round lamb leg? WAKE UP PEOPLE!
by aussie bob March 07, 2005
by lita ford September 24, 2017
This game is done by a large (8 or more will do) group of males. This works where one lucky guy (if you consider it lucky) gets blindfolded and spun around. After this, everyone, including the blindfolded guy, drops their pants and everyone stands in a circle around the blindfolded guy. Dazed and confused, the blindfolded guy (currently in the middle of the circle) walks backwards into one of the other guys' dicks. He then tries to guess who is... inside him. Hence the title of the game: Mystery Meat.
Kevin: Wanna get together with the guys and play some mystery meat tonight?
Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.
Rob: Nah, whenever I play I end up being the one blindfolded.
by 333333373733 March 17, 2009
when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside
my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved
by scruggs1496 February 08, 2006
When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.
Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.
by infin1te April 29, 2011