He (around 50 to 60 years old) was a heavy alcoholic that quit making it 15 years of not drinking. Before any of the Mouth washing events he actually had a happy life with a wife and kids but he feels life something is missing. He know where the freeze pods are but only one of the 5 made it and it's head canon that he saved it for Daisuke (Mouthwashing). Basically midway through the game they discover a bunch of mouth washing bottles and when he discovered that it had 14% ethanol he broke his 15 year streak and started to heavily drink again. He puts Daisuke (Mouthwashing) out of his misery when he gets severely injured (Swansea was completely drunk off mouth washing). He eventually gets shot in the head by Jimmy (Mouthwashing).
"My favorite character is Swansea (Mouthwashing)"
It probably is, but 50% of the fandom just likes him because he had a very good relationship (father and son type) with daisuke
It probably is, but 50% of the fandom just likes him because he had a very good relationship (father and son type) with daisuke
by Femtalover January 2, 2025
Get the Swansea (Mouthwashing) mug.He is 40ish, all you need to know is that he was the captain of the Tuplar, Mouth washing (game). AND he is a bitch for not stopping Jimmy from crashing the ship and getting blamed for it while basically being a living crisp. He witnesses everyone get killed (and eats his leg) and then gets into the freeze pod that will most likely never get discovered.
"Curly (Mouthwashing) is my favorite character of mouthwashing"
NO HE IS NOT!!!! You clearly just feel bad he got burnt. He could've confronted Jimmy (Mouthwashing) about raping Anya (Mouthwashing)
NO HE IS NOT!!!! You clearly just feel bad he got burnt. He could've confronted Jimmy (Mouthwashing) about raping Anya (Mouthwashing)
by Femtalover January 2, 2025
Get the Curly (Mouthwashing) mug.The act of using mathematical models, statistical analyses and data-centric approaches that are used to justify bullshit policies and terrible strategies. Mathwashing can occur in any stage of the analysis — it can be using the wrong kind of data, using the wrong kind of model, or even making the wrong kind of conclusions from the results provided. Whatever the cause, the results are the same — it uses the sanctity and the so-called objectivity of “math”, “data”, and “science” to justify policies and strategies with destructive, tragic and far-ranging effects.
Telling me that John McAfee said that Bitcoin's mathematics make financial bubbles impossible is mathwashing, George — the mathematical guarantees that the blockchain algorithm only guarantee that the whole damn thing works as a tamper-evident repository of data, not that fraud and asset bubbles are fundamentally impossible. Now, get your head out of your ass, and tell me how much of our life savings did you invest in the damn thing.
by tariqk December 12, 2018
Get the mathwashing mug.A game where in invokes 5 people (Jambalaya, Daisuke, Anya, Swansea, and Curly) that are in a big ass ship to transport !SPOILERS:! Mouth washing. Jambalaya raped Anya (which means she is pregnant) and he can't take responsibility (responsibility is a big word on this game) and crashes the ship into a asteroid hoping it'll kill all. But Curly (the captain) went to the control area and sadly received the worse injury out of everyone making him one big skinless meat person with paper covered around him and in constant pain.
The crew shortly discover after starting to run out of food that the thing they were shipping was just a bunch of mouth washing. Swansea got really excited when the mouth washing was 14% ethanol. The rest of the gameplay is just Anya going into the room beside the barely alive Curly to commit suicide (while Curly just watches since he can't do nothing) Daisuke tries to fix something in the vent and getting severely damage resulting in Swansea throws a axe to Daisuke's face to put him out of his misery while drunk off mouth washing, and then Swansea get shot at the head by Jambalaya (the only fucking thing he did is getting angry, complain, and going insane). and shortly after he just makes a whole ass party with everyone being dead and curly just helplessly stares at Jambalaya (in which he is happily hallucinating that he saved the crew). Jambalaya puts Curly in the freeze pod in which Swansea kept as a secret and then jambalaya just shots himself.
The crew shortly discover after starting to run out of food that the thing they were shipping was just a bunch of mouth washing. Swansea got really excited when the mouth washing was 14% ethanol. The rest of the gameplay is just Anya going into the room beside the barely alive Curly to commit suicide (while Curly just watches since he can't do nothing) Daisuke tries to fix something in the vent and getting severely damage resulting in Swansea throws a axe to Daisuke's face to put him out of his misery while drunk off mouth washing, and then Swansea get shot at the head by Jambalaya (the only fucking thing he did is getting angry, complain, and going insane). and shortly after he just makes a whole ass party with everyone being dead and curly just helplessly stares at Jambalaya (in which he is happily hallucinating that he saved the crew). Jambalaya puts Curly in the freeze pod in which Swansea kept as a secret and then jambalaya just shots himself.
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