Mop

When girl leaves you dry cuz she sucked all of cum out of your cock machine

That girl be a mop.
Yeah she do have mad sucking skills

by Shootalane_g17 February 19, 2022

mop

noun (metaphoric);
An unkempt or razzy head of hair (esp. in reference to hair that is long or "big").

Restless and fidgeting, Caleb tousled his black mop.

by AimentDuLune March 14, 2009

mop

to get a good blow job, or head

that girls gives good mop.

by na92 December 28, 2007

mop

Someone who links or references statistics or other data which contradicts their own argument. A mop will often have a preconceived notion about a particular subject and will then search for data supporting their argument online, they then fail to actually read the data and ultimately end up putting forth data that proves their own position to be false.

That flat-earth mop just linked to a photo of the Earth as seen from the International Space Station. What a fucking mop... What a stupid fucking mop that didn't even check the data he was linking to.

by DarkChocolateFreedomForce October 4, 2016

mop

a mop is what you call a stupid or annoying person

person 1: that kid wouldnt leave you alone his annoying as
person 2: i know his a fucking mop

by Sikethatsnotit November 8, 2018

mop

when u get hit and get knocked the fuck out

yo jeanna just got mopped

by sabrina November 28, 2003

MOP

Member of Public

The MOP who’d reported the offence had sounded either demented, or on drugs, or something – but definitely not one hundred per cent in touch with reality. -- "Halting State" by Charles Stross

by Jabster January 12, 2012