mooting

(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.

Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"

by James Jordan October 30, 2013

mooyang

Discovered in the horrid depths of barren land known as mordor(lanark), this...desperate attempt at finding new vocabulary means...well...nothing. See anything which can be slanderous. You mooynag.

goddamit pav, ur such a mooyang.

oh my god, that bitch just.....MOOYANG!

holy mooyang...

by Sam Cairns February 28, 2005

Mootant

An intentional mispronunciation of "mutant."

1. An annoying, ugly, short-ass girl who won't leave you alone.

2. Less frequently used to describe any demented person or creature.

"Qiuck! Hide! It's the mootant!"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003

Monotang

A single purpose folder little kiddies buy when they are going back to school. Not to be confused with a duotang because the monotang only serves one purpose; to hold paper.

A monotang is a ghetto ass folder used for holding paper, nothing else.

by EVX180 September 25, 2009

Mostang

What some people call a mustang to sound cool in front of their friends. They also use this term when asked by an owner of a foreign car what car the mostang driver has.

Pan Ku: Hey man what car you got, i have a twin turbo 300z that can easily smoke anything.

Bennie Jean: Naw man, i got a mostang, which i claim is superior than imports even though its slow as fuck and uses 30 year old design for a rear axle/suspension.

by бай хуй September 14, 2009

mootanged

an incoherant drugged like state in which the victim has a similar iq of a retard

"that crack has totally mootanged me"
"that hippy is mootanged"
"lets get mootanged tonight"

by Robert Glynnos April 27, 2007

moontang

Derived from poontang, moontang is the homosexual vagina, or anus.

As the homosexual viewed a passing man's buttocks, he exclaimed," Wow, I'd love to get me some of that sweet moontang!"

by Dis of Plutos March 4, 2005